(CHICAGO) Summer Road Trip!

 

Get in the car!

We’re going to take you on the ultimate naked road trip. Route 66, Anthony Bourdain, Hunter S. Thompson, special guest Bull Garlington, author of “The Full English”

[From Amazon: This is not a guide book. It isn’t Fodor’s or a Lonely Planet guide. God knows such literature would be quite helpful if you plan, like the author, to take your family on an epic journey. The Full English won’t. Not even a little.]

It’s going to be quite a ride!

Doors open at 7:30pm.  Show starts promptly at 8pm. BYOB, however we do have limited beer and wine available.

July 21st at Studio L’amour

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(CHICAGO) Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

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It’s all about guilty pleasures – peeking into the lives of celebrities and bazillionaires. A little envy and a little schadenfreude all mix together for a night of champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

Join Chicago’s Naked Girls as they spread gossip and scandal from the annals of Hollywood and beyond.

May 12th at the Studio L’amour

Doors open at 7:30pm. Show starts promptly at 8pm. BYOB, though we do have limited beer/wine available.

Get your Tickets HERE

FINALISTS ANNOUNCED!

The finalists have been announced for the 5th annual Naked Girls Reading LITERARY HONORS.  The award will be given away on November 15th in Chicago at the Everleigh Social Club.  Congratulations all.  We look forward to the outcome. The five finalists, in no particular order are:

Zeke Jarvis – A Total Handjob
Bradley Spinelli – Killing Williamsburg
Steven Kuhn – Joy
Katrina Kemble – Travels Through Varanasi
Maya Docha – Adelaide Comes to Stay

See excerpts below:

A Total Handjob – Zeke Jarvis

“Am I supposed to masturbate?” I asked.
“You don’t have to.” Nels kept his eyes on the road. “But if you never do in any of your visits, then they might starts to think it’s weird.”  I waited for him to say more.  When he didn’t, I opened his glove box.  I was surprised by how orderly it was.  There was a screw driver, a stack of receipts and a half-empty pack of gum. Some type of mint, but I didn’t recognize the brand.  “Leave the gum, ” he said.

Killing Williamsburg – Bradley Spinelli

I shut my eyes, watching the blood flow through my lids and trying to make the headache go away.  I opened them when I heard someone screaming.
The Cute Girl from Group D had her knife in her hand and was plunging it into her breast.
The Cute Girl managed a swipe at Luz and cut her a good one across the forearm.  Jack grabbed Luz and pulled her away, yelling obscenities, as the Cute Girl from Group D shoved the knife in and out of her chest until her torso was a bloody confetti of shredded sternum and tissue.

Joy – Steven Kuhn

And still the drips
drop
in the lamp-light.
Causes a haze,
a mist,
a beautiful, unbroken bliss-
benevolent, bursting,
as they break on the
bricks…

Travels Through Varanasi – Katrina Kemble

But it is also
heroin filth and slinky sex and bodies that disappear.
The 20 year-old pseudo saddhus with dread locks like serpents wear nothing
but thin loin cloths,
their bronze skin glistening and slithering with lust.
They stand outside the ashram and call out to me as I walk by.
They want me to come smoke their brown crystal and hashish with them.
They want to show me their levitation tricks in the meditation cave.
And a part of me want to go.
A part of me want to go dance in their dark serpentine caves
with their crystal magic flowing through my veins

Adelaide Comes to Stay – Maya Docha

Realizing that he was staring, Abe squared his shoulder and repositioned his feet. “Hello, Adelaide,” Abe said. “I hope you had a good trip and that you will be happy here.  I will do my best to take care of you, to give you everything you need and want, until my last day…or yours.” Had Abe just made a joke? Abe couldn’t recall the last time he made a joke, if ever.  Until my last day or yours, how silly, Abe thought.

THIS COULD BE YOU (CHICAGO)

NGR-SOYOUWANNA-BANNED-BOOKS-2013webFor the fifth year in a row Naked Girls Reading Chicago presents your opportunity to get in on the international excitement.  If you’ve ever dreamed of being a reading naked girl, now is your chance.  Or, if you just wanna ogle, I mean listen to, beautiful girls reading naked, this is also *your* chance.
Participants get in free and get the chance to win a fabulous prize package worth over $300.  Audience members, well you just get to be awesome.

To participate, email michelle@michellelamour.com for details.

Join us on September 20th at the Everleigh Social Club

Doors open at 6:30pm.  Show starts promptly at 7pm. BYOB.

THIS EVENT WILL BE A “BANNED BOOKS” EDITION, meaning all of the excerpts read will be from the vast collection of challenged works courtesy National Banned Books Week.

RESERVATIONS RECOMMENDED.  MAKE YOURS NOW.

CLICK HERE.

THANK YOU!

The Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society joined in on the fun!
The Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society joined in on the fun!

The first annual Read Naked Day was a HUGE success and we are so thankful.  Readers from all over the world participated in getting back to the ritual of reading.  We couldn’t be happier.  Thanks to all who participated and we’re looking very forward to next year!

Be a F-READ-OM FIGHTER! Read Naked Day, July 5th 2014

 

(CHICAGO) These Girls are Cookin’!

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Since Naked Girls Reading is OUR fantasy, we feel it’s our responsibility to also fulfill many of YOUR fantasies.  Last year, when Chicago debuted “HOT DISHES” – a Naked Girls Reading Cooking event – we got such a great response from all of you who have dreamed and fantasized about lovely ladies cooking delicious treats without any clothes on (the girls, not the treats).

That’s why we’re doing it again!  Yay!

Join us on June 28th in Chicago as the girls read from great culinary anecdotes.  They’ll also be cooking some fun bites for you to enjoy – all included in the ticket price.  Don’t miss the words of Anthony Bourdain as read by a naked Greta Layne, or Michelle L’amour doing her best Julia Childs impersonating, all while downing sweet and savory dishes cooked up by the girls themselves.  For a sneak peek – watch the video

June 28th at the Everleigh Social Club

Doors open at 6:30pm. Show starts promptly at 7pm. BYOB.

Get your Tickets HERE

(CHICAGO) Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

RICH-AND-FAMOUS-featuredimage

It’s all about guilty pleasures – peeking into the lives of celebrities and bazillionaires. A little envy and a little schadenfreude all mix together for a night of champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

Join Chicago’s Naked Girls as they spread gossip and scandal from the annals of Hollywood and beyond.

May 17th at the Everleigh Social Club

Doors open at 6:30pm. Show starts promptly at 7pm. BYOB.

Get your Tickets HERE

IT’S A NAKED GIRL TAKEOVER!

…But we’re not hostile, we promise. 😉

Naked Girls Reading is thrilled to announce our impending world domination. Just kidding – but we are tingling with excitement over the introduction of new chapters and the re-launch of existing ones across the globe!

AUSTIN, TX opened their chapter under the soft, guiding hand of local performer/producer Miss GlamAmour in early 2013, and they appear to be unstoppable! With two home-run salons under their belt and another on the horizon (“SCIFI Edition,” on May 15th!), these girls are leading the charge against illiteracy and clothing with grace as well as enthusiasm. Miss GlamAmour’s most recent report from the front lines reads:

“GlamAmour here – from Naked Girls Reading: Austin where we’ve just had our second production: Dirty Deeds! We dug in the dirt with Kathy Reich’s “Devil Bones” and “The Secret Garden” by Francis Hodgson Burnett, and shared dirty secrets from “East of Eden” and “Secret Historian: The life and times of Samuel Steward, Professor Tattoo Artists and Sexual Renegade.” 

‘Dirty Deeds’ was part of the South By Southwest Interactive. SXSWi participants had a multitude of fabulous events to choose from each night, and we were delighted to have so many spend their evening with the Naked Girls of Austin, TX!”

Lament the absence of Naked Girls Reading in the southeast no more!  Instead, prepare to be rendered speechless because the newly-minted Naked Girls of RICHMOND, VA will take the words right out of your mouth.

Richmond  will open its’ doors in Spring of 2013, and we can’t wait!  Stay tuned for news of their inaugural salon and make sure to ‘Like’ their Facebook page in the meantime.