NEW YEARS IN THE TWIN CITIES

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If you find yourself up north this New Years’, look no further than the Naked Girls of Minneapolis for a surefire cure to the deep-winter blues and the January first bottle-ache.

“THE HANGOVER” – A LIVE, NUDE LITERARY CELEBRATION OF BOOZE AND BOOKS!

JANUARY 1, 2015 AT 7PM
BRYANT LAKE BOWL THEATER, 810 W Lake St, Minneapolis, MN 55408

Join the beauties with brains of Naked Girls Reading Minneapolis as they bare more than just their behinds; reading selections about all things relating to Hangovers! Enjoy tales of drunken debauchery, hangover cures, cocktail favorites, New Years escapades and more. Featuring producer and local burlesque performer Queenie von Curves, burlesque performer Sassy von Stradler and Stella Rosa.

Tickets are available for presale at www.bryantlakebowl.com OR (Fee Free) 612-825-8949.. Tickets will also be available at the door. $15/adv, $20/door. $15/door with library card.

(MINNEAPOLIS) NAKED SUMMER LOVIN’

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After months of wintry seclusion, bared bodies huddled against fireplace and candlelight(if you’ve been to a show, you know we’re not exaggerating!) the Naked Girls of Minneapolis are joyfully embracing summer in the Land of 10,000 Lakes with their salon at the end of this week! With cast additions and a new space to boast as well, it’s bound to be hotter than a fried pickle on a stick (And that’s saying something, considering one of the new foods slated to be released at the 2013 Minnesota State Fair is  “Chocolate-covered bits of English toffee baked in the middle of a Belgian waffle on a stick then dipped in chocolate and layerd with whipped cream, a toffee sauce and more bits of chocolate-covered English toffee.”)! WHAT.

Featuring local tease Miss Queenie Von Curves, Dominique D’mure, and their Newest Naked Girl(must be seen to be believed)!

This FRIDAY, JULY 26th

The Ritz Theater, 345 13th Ave NE, Minneapolis, MN 55413

Door/Bar opens at 7pm, Show at 8

Advance tickets HERE or call 612-426-1129. Tickets at the door will be CASH ONLY.

RSVP via Facebook HERE